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nother thing about the younger aforementioned sister is that not only did she LOVE Gary Coleman she wanted in his fan club. She wrote him letters extolling his coolness. She sent him letters professing her love. She regaled her adoration of him with many a correspondence. However, she was never able to enter into his fan club. ;-( She never had the money and our mom wasn't the kind to lend us money to join fan clubs. Aargh! Instead of entering the fan club she just composed letter and sent them to him in hopes that she would receive an autographed picture. She never did, poor thing. *Note: Gary Coleman if you are reading this please send my sister an autographed picture.*
Once she even sent him a pencil with her letters. Not that Gary Coleman couldn't have afforded a pencil at the time (which we know he couldn't nowadays) but she did it so she could have a bond with him—be closer to him—the pencil had been chewed and had her teeth marks in it. Yes, that would make them one......Ick. True Story. I would provide you with the real identity of that sister but as she has a family now it may make her angry and tarnish her reputation with them as they don't know of her sordid past....
*Note: After I wrote this, the little sister corrected me and said my recollection wasn't exactly 100% accurate. It wasn't a chewed up pencil like the illustration. In fact it was a pencil that she had bitten the eraser and when she bit the eraser she had gum in her mouth. So then the chewing gum became entwined around the chewed up eraser and THAT is what she sent to Gary Coleman. Also, I will add this because she also informed me that she no longer likes Gary Coleman because she isn't 8 years old anymore.
The new house will require new shower curtains. That is something I have not had to worry about for 3/12 years as this house has wobbly, glass sliding doors on the tub/shower. While perusing the usual blah designs of hearts, flowers and pretty little lacey things I came across a site with an abundance of sick, twisted and funny designs. My favorite one is white and has a matching white bath mat. The kicker is both of them have red smears on them like bloody hands and feet. Maw-ha-ha-ha (Evil laugh).. I would love something out of the ordinary but my husband, Mr. I-want-it-to-look-like-a-hotel, prefers boring. I am sure I can find something in between. I am tired of predictable and sparse.
Anyway, here is the real image of a shower curtain that I have seen many times which is reminiscent of the movie psycho:
Here is the altered image I created that I would find very scary. Notice I added a wooden spoon to her hand to resemble my own mother while I was growing up. In the 1970's and 1980's it was expected that poorly behaved children would be beaten. Now it is frowned upon (which is a load of crap, everyone knows that spankings make a kid grow--not proper nutrition or sleep).
