Sunday, April 25, 2010

More Gary Coleman..Part 2

Another thing about the younger aforementioned sister is that not only did she LOVE Gary Coleman she wanted in his fan club.  She wrote him letters extolling his coolness.  She sent him letters professing her love.  She regaled her adoration of him with many a correspondence.   However, she was never able to enter into his fan club.  ;-(  She never had the money and our mom wasn't the kind to lend us money to join fan clubs.  Aargh!  Instead of entering the fan club she just composed letter and sent them to him in hopes that she would receive an autographed picture.  She never did, poor thing.  *Note: Gary Coleman if you are reading this please send my sister an autographed picture.*


Once she even sent him a pencil with her letters.  Not that Gary Coleman couldn't have afforded a pencil at the time (which we know he couldn't nowadays) but she did it so she could have a bond with him—be closer to him—the pencil had been chewed and had her teeth marks in it.  Yes, that would make them one......Ick.  True Story.  I would provide you with the real identity of that sister but as she has a family now it may make her angry and tarnish her reputation with them as they don't know of her sordid past....




*Note:  After I wrote this, the little sister corrected me and said my recollection wasn't exactly 100% accurate.  It wasn't a chewed up pencil like the illustration.  In fact it was a pencil that she had bitten the eraser and when she bit the eraser she had gum in her mouth.  So then the chewing gum became entwined around the chewed up eraser and THAT is what she sent to Gary Coleman.  Also, I will add this because she also informed me that she no longer likes Gary Coleman because she isn't 8 years old anymore. 

1 comment:

HKramer said...

Thats funny:)
Do another one.